Ambiguous News Headlines

Stud Tires Out

Stiff Opposition to Casketless Funeral Plan

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Anti-Busing Rider Killed by Senate

New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes over

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden

Milk Drinkers Turn to Powder

Hospital Sued by Seven Foot Doctors

Pupils Suspended over Fires

Tuna Biting off Washington Coast

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Red Tape Holds up Bridge

Kids Make Nutritious Snack

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Safety Experts Say School-Bus Passengers Should Be Belted