IF CRUSOE KEPT
HIS BEARD MORE TIDY
HE MIGHT HAVE MET
A LADY FRIDAY
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SPECIAL SEATS
RESERVED IN HADES
FOR WHISKERED GUYS
WHO SCRATCH THEIR LADIES.
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YOUR SHAVING BRUSH
HAS HAD ITS DAY
SO WHY NOT SHAVE
THE MODERN WAY
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FROM NEW YORK TOWN
TO PUMPKIN HOLLER
IT'S HALF A POUND
FOR HALF A DOLLAR.
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IF YOUR HUBBY
TRUMPS YOUR ACE
HERE'S SOMETHING THAT
WILL SAVE HIS FACE
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UNLESS YOUR FACE
IS STINGER FREE
YOU'D BETTER LET
YOUR HONEY BE
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TO KISS A MUG
THAT'S LIKE A CACTUS
TAKES MORE NERVE
THAN IT DOES PRACTICE
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HENRY THE EIGHTH
SURE HAD TROUBLE
SHORT TERM WIVES
LONG TERM STUBBLE
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BE A MODERN
PAUL REVERE
SPREAD THE NEWS
FROM EAR TO EAR
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SHE PUT A BULLET
THRU HIS HAT
BUT HE'S HAD CLOSER
SHAVES THAN THAT
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THE BEARDED LADY
TRIED A JAR
SHE'S NOW A FAMOUS
MOVIE STAR
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CANDIDATE SAYS
CAMPAIGN’S CONFUSING
BABIES KISS ME
SINCE I'VE BEEN USING
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BEN MET ANNA
MADE A HIT
NEGLECTED BEARD
BEN-ANNA SPLIT
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GRANDPA'S BEARD
WAS STIFF AND COARSE
AND THAT'S WHAT CAUSED
HIS FIFTH DIVORCE
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WITHIN THIS VALE
OF TOIL AND SIN
YOUR HEAD GROWS BALD
BUT NOT YOUR CHIN
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JUST THIS ONCE
AND JUST FOR FUN
WE'LL LET YOU FINISH
WHAT WE'VE BEGUN
? ? ?
THE CHICK HE WED
LET OUT A WHOOP
FELT HIS CHIN AND
FLEW THE COOP
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'TWOULD BE MORE FUN
TO GO BY AIR
IF WE COULD PUT
THESE SIGNS UP THERE
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IF HARMONY
IS WHAT YOU CRAVE
THEN GET
A TUBA
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DINAH DOESN'T
TREAT HIM RIGHT
BUT IF HE'D SHAVE
DYNA-MITE!
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THE HOBO LETS
HIS WHISKERS SPROUT
IT'S TRAINS–NOT GIRLS
THAT HE TAKES OUT
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IF WIFIE SHUNS
YOUR FOND EMBRACE
DON'T SHOOT THE ICEMAN
FEEL YOUR FACE
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A PEACH LOOKS GOOD
WITH LOTS OF FUZZ
BUT MAN'S NO PEACH
AND NEVER WAS
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LISTEN, BIRDS
THESE SIGNS COST MONEY
SO ROOST AWHILE
BUT DON'T GET FUNNY
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