"Goldwynisms"
Quotes from Samuel Goldwyn

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

Tell them (the actors) to stand closer apart.

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

For your information, just answer me one question!

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it.

Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.

Give me a couple of years and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes and I won't say no—but I'm giving you a definite maybe.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I've been laid up with intentional flu.

I love the ground I walk on.

For this part I want a lady, somebody that's couth.

You need Indians? You can get them right from the reservoir.

I'll write you a blanket check.

I don't think anybody should write his autobiography until after he's dead.

I want to make a picture about the Russian Secret Police: the GOP.

I can answer you in two words -- im  possible.

We've passed a lot of water since then.

I would be sticking my head in a moose.

I ran into Geroge Kaufman the other night. He was at my house for dinner.

I can't make it but I hope you'll give me a raincoat.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Include me out.

I want to go where the hand of man has never set foot.

Gentlemen, do not underestimate the danger of the atom bomb. It's dynamite!

You are partly one hundred percent right.

I'm going out for some tea and trumpets.

Go ahead, but make copies of them first. --- after a secretary asked him if she could destroy some old files.

It will create an excitement that will sweep the country like wildflowers.

Go ahead, make a bust of them. --- after a sculptor commented on the beauty of Mrs. Goldwyn's hands.

He's living beyond his means, but he can afford it.

No, I would rather deal with a smart idiot than with a stupid genius. --- turning down a director known for his huge artistic ego.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Why only twelve? Go out and get thousands! --- on re-staging the Last Supper

I read part of it all the way through.

It always makes me very unhappy to say good-bye to a clog in my machine. --- to an employee who was leaving the studio.