Country-Western Songs Titles
All My Exes Live
in Texas
All the Guys That Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Am I Double-Parked By the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Did I Shave My Legs for This?
Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You
Don't Put Me in the Ex-Files
Goin' to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
He Can't Talk Without His Hands
Heaven's Just a Sin Away
Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've
Been a Liar All My Life?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody but Me?
I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on Me
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond and She Clubbed Me With a Spade
I Gave My Third Wife a Second Chance to Make a First-Class Fool
of Me
I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin' in Your Welfare
Line
I Got Through Everythin' But the Door
I Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
I Keep Forgetting I Forgot About You
I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
I Only Miss You on the Days That End in 'Y'
I Sat Down on a Beartrap (Just This Morning)
I Sent Her Artificial Flowers for Her Artificial Love
I Want a Beer As Cold As My Ex-Wife's Heart
I Wanted You to Leave Until You Left Me
You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See If You
Were Really Looking Back At Me
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I'd Rather Be Picked Up Here Than Put Down At Home
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You
If Fingerprints Showed Up on Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find on You
If I Were in Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back to Me
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be a Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You
If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine
If the Jukebox Took Teardrops
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
If Whiskey Were a Woman, I'd Be Married for Sure
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Then Aren't You Dead?
If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
If You Ever Get the Feelin' I Don't Love You, Feel Again
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put It Next to My
Ex-Wife's Heart
If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD
If You're Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him
Wrong Again With Me
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm in Love With a Capital U
I'm Just An Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna Be a Diamond
Someday)
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here
I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever raised
Is It Cold in Here, or Is It Just You?
It Only Takes One Bar (To Make a Prison)
I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart
I've Been Roped and Throwed By Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
I've Got Hair Oil on My Ears and My Glasses Are Slipping Down,
But Baby I Can See Through You
I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' on My Back and Cryin' My
Eyes out over You
I've Heard that Tear Stained Monologue You Do There by the Door
before You Go
Last Night I Went to Bed With a '10' and Woke This Morning With a
'2'
Make Me Late for Work Today
My Phone Ain't Been Ringing, So I Guess It Wasn't You
Our Love Is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same
Overlonely and Underkissed
Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
Remember to Remind Me I'm Leaving
Run for the Roundhouse Nellie (He Can't Corner You There)
She Looks Good through the Bottom of My Shot Glass
She Made Toothpicks Out of the Timber of My Heart
Shut Up and Talk to Me
Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
Thanks to the Cathouse, I'm in the Doghouse With You
The Bridge Washed Out and I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other
Side
The Last Word in Lonesome Is Me
The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
There Ain't Enough Room in My Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My
Lovin' for You
There's a Tear in My Beer
This White Circle Round My Finger Means We're Through
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Venom Wearin' Denim
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walkin' In
We Used to Kiss on the Lips, But It's All Over Now
Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Goodbye
Would Jesus Wear a Rolex on His Television Show?
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too
You Changed Your Name from Brown to Jones, and Mine from Brown to
Blue
You Done Stomped on My Heart (And You Mashed That Sucker Flat)
You Were Only a Splinter as I Slid Down the Bannister of Life
Your Coffee's on the Table But Your Sugar's Out the Door
(You're Goin' to Ruin) My Bad Reputation
You're Out of Step (With the Beat of My Heart)
You're the Hangnail in My Life, and I Can't Bite You Off
You've Already Put Big Old Tears in My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt
in My Face Too?