A backward poet writes inverse.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu—the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating—always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A lot of money is tainted—It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.